I have a problem with umbrellas. They always don't fully cover something. Whenever I walk around school with my umbrella, I'll always realize too late that half my backpack is soaking wet because it sticks out beyond the provided coverage. And there's no way keep my whole backpack dry because of the darn pole that's right in the center. Umbrellas were a great idea, but it's design is poor and inefficient. You end up only using half the available space because of the centered pole.
This umbrella solves the problem of unused space with a solution so simple that no one has ever thought of it, until now. It was as if the whole world made sense. Why didn't anyone think of this before?!
It's so sleek. It's so obvious. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
See how happy he looks?
It's obviously because his backpack (if he had one) isn't soaked (if it was raining).